Headlines for: 11-13-2001

BURPING CAN HEAL THE WORLD LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – A Los Angeles housewife is hoping to heal the world by getting everyone to make a racket at the same moment. Roberta Raye is asking the whole world to make “joyful noise” for

WOMAN TAKING ‘4:20’ BACK FOR JESUS MORENO VALLEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Over the last few years, marijuana enthusiasts have adopted “4:20” as a slang term for getting high.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER: WORST BACK IN SHOW BIZ? NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Sarah Jessica Parker and Nicole Kidman better watch their backs – because they’re the worst in show business.

POTTY PEDESTALS AIMED AT COLLEGE KIDS BOONE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) – The inventor of a potty pedestal is taking aim at college kids this week to encourage them to squat on the pot. The so-called Nature’s Platform is a plastic pedestal that allows

SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S MOST GIFTED WRAPPER ALMOST WRAPPED UP NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The search for America’s Most Gifted Wrapper will wrap up this Friday (Nov. 16) in New York. Four men and four women will square off in the Scotch Brand Most Gifted

IT’S TAKE YOUR MODEL TRAIN TO WORK DAY! (NOV. 15) WAUKESHA, Wis. (Wireless Flash) – Model railroad hobbyists will be all steamed up tomorrow (Nov. 15) – it’s the first-annual Take A Model Train To Work Day.

AFGHANI SOAP OPERA A CLEAN FAVORITE WITH TALIBAN NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The best way to guarantee peace in Afghanistan may be soap operas, not special ops forces. According to Soap Opera Weekly, Taliban officials are big fans of a

CANADIAN COLLEGE BOYS TO KILL AMERICANS WITH KINDNESS VICTORIA, B.C. (Wireless Flash) – A quartet of Canadian college boys from Victoria, B.C., may soon prove the old saying, “No good deed goes unpunished.”

MARATHON RUNNER DOESN’T LET MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS RUN HER DOWN INDIANAPOLIS (Wireless Flash) – A female marathon runner isn’t letting multiple sclerosis run her down. This weekend, she’s running her second marathon in a month.

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP TORONTO (Wireless Flash) – Toronto police have egg on their faces after calling in the bomb squad to check out an alleged “pipe bomb” in a donut shop bathroom. The tape-covered cylinder turned out to be a sex toy.