Headlines for: 11-29-2001

24 HOUR CHURCH OF ELVIS OWNER ALL SHOOK UP PORTLAND, Or. (Wireless Flash) – After more than 16 years, Portland’s 24 Hour Church of Elvis is closing its doors. Stephanie Pierce, owner of a museum/wedding chapel dedicated to Elvis

JAPANESE FISHERY TURNING SQUID GUTS INTO PIZZA DOUGH OXFORD, Miss. (Wireless Flash) – It smells fishy, but ground-up squid guts may be the pizza dough of the future. The Japanese Niigata Prefectural Fisheries and Marine Research Institute

CELEBRITY PRANKSTERS WREAK HAVOC IN HOLLYWOOD LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Think it would be fun to pester your favorite celebrity? Well, the publishers of an LA-based music fanzine do that on a regular basis.

VIDEO TEACHES HOMEBODIES HOW TO STRIP TEASE PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) – Thought about having a career in exotic dancing? Well, a video producer has created an instructional video tape. Leah Stauffer created the video – The Art of Exotic Dancing

SNORERS ONCE CONSIDERED DESIRABLE PASADENA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Snoring is a noisy problem for many but it was considered a desirable trait in a mate back in pre-historic times. That’s according to California-based sleep disorder expert, Dr. Glenn

DRUG ENFORCERS TO GET POT BELLY FROM HEMP PRETZELS ARLINGTON, Va. (Wireless Flash) – The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency isn’t sweet on foods made with hemp, but some gourmets hope to give them a potbelly.

LIMO DRIVER’S FAVORITE MOVIE STAR: NEW YORK CITY NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – New York City is some people’s favorite city but it’s also a Brooklyn limo driver’s favorite movie star. Marc Preven loves New York so much, he will watch any film set in the Big

CATS ACTUALLY LIKE DOGS – OR AT LEAST APPRECIATE THEM BOULDER, Co. (Wireless Flash) – If you think cats actually hate dogs, you may be barking up the wrong tree, according to an animal journalist in Boulder, Colorado.

COLLECTIBLE TRENDS OF THE NEAR-FUTURE CLEVELAND, Ohio (Wireless Flash) – Buying up Monsters, Inc. or Harry Potter memorabilia in hopes of selling it for a fortune? Well, be prepared to wait about 20 years before your collection is worth

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP DETROIT (Wireless Flash) – If you don’t give Aretha Franklin R-E-S-P-E-C-T she’ll sue for it like she’s doing to the Star tabloid for printing an article claiming she has an alcohol abuse problem.