Headlines for: 04-02-2002

Meet ‘Schmelvis’ - The Jewish Elvis Impersonator MONTREAL, Can. (Wireless Flash) – Elvis Presley may have sang “Crying In the Chapel” but a Canadian Elvis impersonator who calls himself “Schmelvis,” thinks the King was really Jewish.

Feng Shui Expert: ‘Oscar Statuettes are Magnets for Negative Energy’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Halle Berry and Denzel Washington should be careful where they place their new Oscar statuettes – or they could ruin their luck.

Young MC Busts a Move on ‘Weakest Link’ Host LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Remember Young MC, the rapper who scored a big hit in 1990 with “Bust a Move?” Well, he’s still around and he recently busted a move on Anne

Oh My God, It’s a Naked Lego Jesus! SILICON VALLEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Some might call it genius, while others might cry blasphemy, but one thing’s for sure, Brendan Powell Smith loves his Legos – even when they’re involved in naughty

Lawnmower Racing To Become Next Big Sport? GLENVIEW, IL. (Wireless Flash) – Forget pro wrestling. Some folks think that lawnmower racing just might cut it as the next big sports trend. One of those people is Bruce Kaufman, president of the U.S. Lawn Mower

Freudian Slips – And Panties BEAVERTON, Ont. (Wireless Flash) – A Canadian entrepreneur is making some Freudian slips – and panties. Allan F. Park has just launched a line of “Freudian Underwear”

Pin-Up Model Freaked Out By Epileptic Autograph Seeker LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Some women might be flattered if a guy faints in their presence, but not pin-up model Charissa Thompson. The fitness model says she’s been too traumatized to do organized

Christina Aguilera To Become Next Mike Tyson? NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Christina Aguilera may be petite, but she’s one tough genie in a bottle now that she’s taken up boxing. According to Fitness magazine’s fitness director Janet Lee,

Condom Company Attacks Cigarette Industry RED BANK, N.J. (Wireless Flash) – Anti-tobacco activists have been trying to do away with smoking for years, but there hasn’t been a big enough motivation to kick smokers in the butt to quit.

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – There’s one plus to the recent reports which exaggerated Ryan O’Neal’s health problems – he’s getting more propositions from women. “They all want what they

Around the Weird: Bizarre News Briefs CONDOVER, England (Wireless Flash) – You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a new puppy sign language. That’s what a retired sign language teacher in England has discovered. Margaret Jones has