Headlines for: 05-05-2002

The ‘Beet’ Goes On For Vienna’s Vegetable Orchestra VIENNA, Austria (Wireless Flash) – Music fans in Vienna, Austria, are vegging out to a whole new “beet”: An orchestra that turns vegetables into musical instruments.

Deathstyles of the Rich and Famous HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash) – For decades, the Hollywood Forever cemetery has been the final resting place of celebrities like Rudolph Valentino and Douglas Fairbanks.

No Reality Series For Rob Halford NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Ozzy Osbourne revived his career with reality TV but don’t expect heavy metal singer Rob Halford to follow suit.

Anorexia: The Musical NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – A New York playwright is making theater therapeutic by turning her daughter’s five-year bout with anorexia into a musical.

Answer to America’s Healthcare Crisis Found at Strip Club? TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – The cure to America’s healthcare crisis could be found at your neighborhood topless bar. That’s the claim of Florida-based health care administrator Jerry

Chargers Owner Misses Tap-Dancing Partner Bob Hope STOCKTON, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – There are 32 NFL football teams, but only the San Diego Chargers has an owner who tap-dances with Bob Hope.

Sex Toys ARE A Laughing Matter SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – This month might be a very touching time in your life: it’s National Masturbation Month. Two San Francisco-based sex toy stores, Good Vibrations and Toys In

Inflatable ‘Spider-Man’ Hanging Around Eight Cities SANTA CLARITA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Spider-Man inflated box- office sales over the weekend, but that’s not the only thing that was inflated.

Former MTV VJ Jesse Camp Loses Wacky Voice – Permanently LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Remember Jesse Camp, the MTV VJ known for his scruffy rocker clothes and spacy, incoherent between-video babble?

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – According to Rolling Stone magazine, the reason why Robert Blake’s slain wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley, originally tried to hook up with Jerry Lee Lewis is because

Around the Weird: Bizarre News Briefs LA CROSSE, Wis. (Wireless Flash) – You’ve heard of flashers – what about flash and washers? Police in La Crosse, Wisconsin, have: they’re currently searching for a man who walked into a local laundromat,