Headlines for: 05-22-2002

Toying Around With The Osbournes NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Barbie may want to buy a pair of earplugs because the expletive-spouting Osbourne clan is heading to a nearby toy shelf.

Stripper Mom Quits Job To Become Shock Jock SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – That stripper mom whose child was expelled from a Christian private school because of her racy occupation is switching jobs: Now she’s going to be a wacky morning disc jockey.

Wild Chandra Levy Theories Abound WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) – Although Chandra Levy’s body has finally been found at Washington’s Rock Creek Park, how she got there is still a mystery.

When Your Cat Swallows A Condom – And Other Sex Disasters SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – There are some questions you just don’t want to ask Ann Landers – like “What do you do when your cat swallows a condom?”

Search Expands For Miracles Performed By Rev. Mike LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If you saw any miracles at the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, followers of Father Mike want to hear from you. Reverend Mychal Judge – the chaplain of the New York City Fire

Britney Spears Isn’t ‘Simply Irresistible’ To Robert Palmer LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Britney Spears sings “Simply Irresistible” in a new Pepsi commercial but, so far, the man who wrote the song has simply resisted watching it.

‘Guiding Light’ Stars Guided Through ‘Wedding Story’ BETHESDA, Md. (Wireless Flash) – Here’s a case of art imitating life: Characters from the CBS soap opera Guiding Light are getting hitched on the TLC reality series A Wedding Story.

Ferret Owners Unfairly Charged? AUCKLAND, New Zealand (Wireless Flash) – It’s not “ferret” all, says a New Zealand-based ferret advocate who’s protesting the recent bust of several ferret owners.

Airboaters Look To Set Record, Gators Be Damned LAKE KISSIMMEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – A group of airboaters are looking to set a world record for the most airboats in one body of water – but one thing they’re not concerned about is the lake’s massive

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Original Spider-Man scribbler Stan Lee is hotter than ever thanks to Spidey’s recent blockbuster movie. Case in point: A simple webslinger doodle drawn and signed by Lee brought in a

Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – The roads of Miami, Florida, are driving some drivers to say pretty nasty things. A survey by the Steel Alliance says Miami drivers get an “F” for rudeness – and its women are ruder than