Headlines for: 10-03-1999

FITNESS EXPERTS: HOWARD STERN, KATE MOSS HAVE WORST CELEB BUTTS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Howard Stern and Kate Moss are bound to become the butt of jokes now that their booties have been chosen as the worst celebrity rears around.

TV GEEK STEVEN URKEL BECOMES FASHION ICON NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Never underestimate the lengths a man will go to look fashionable. Case in point: the National Association of Men's Sportswear

`CRAPPIES' AWARD CEREMONY TO HONOR WEB'S WORST PRODUCTS HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash) -- You've heard of the "Oscars" and the "Emmies," but how about "The Crappies?" A company called Giftcrap.com is currently accepting

BRITNEY SPEARS DENIES BREAST IMPLANT RUMORS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Don't feel like a boob when you hear this, but the rumor about teen pop queen Britney Spears having breast implants isn't true.

`TITANIC' THEME SUNK BY WEDDING REVELERS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a tip to brides and grooms- to-be: don't play the theme to "Titanic" at your wedding unless you really want to be sunk.

30TH ANNIVERSARY OF `MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS' ATLANTA (Wireless Flash) -- Fans of British humor may want to raise a toast tomorrow (Oct. 5): it's the 30th anniversary of the day "Monty Python's Flying Circus" premiered on the BBC.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Latin music star Enrique Iglesias is now flipping burgers in the interest of charity. The pop singer will don an apron at a New York City McDonald's to help raise

DR. RUTH: STILL A SKI DEMON AT 71 NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Sexy senior Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be at the age where most folks retire to their rocking chairs -- but that hasn't stopped her from becoming a ski demon.

VIDEO GAME TEACHES OLD FOLKS HOW TO WALK ARLINGTON, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- A hospital in Virginia is turning old folks into real-life versions of the Super Mario Brothers.