Headlines for: 09-25-2001

MAN STARTS ORGANIZATION AGAINST ‘CANDY-ASS AMERICANS’ LA MESA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – A 61-year-old man from La Mesa, California, has started a group to protest what he calls “America’s candy-ass reaction” to the recent terrorist attacks.

OAK RIDGE BOY: TERRORISM IS HELPING NEW SINGLE NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – Here’s proof that God works in mysterious ways: The terrorist attack may be helping the Oak Ridge Boys have their biggest hit in years.

MEN HATE SMELLY FEET MORE THAN WOMEN WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) – Think guys don’t care if their feet stink? Think again. A new survey by Odor Eaters reveals men are indeed bothered by smelly feet – even more so than women.

‘MOLE’ HOST: ‘I’M NOT ENIGMATIC, JUST CONFUSED’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Last season, TV critics accused Anderson Cooper, host of the ABC reality series, The Mole, of trying too hard to be “enigmatic.”

NAME EXPERT GIVES THUMBS UP TO ‘OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – The U.S. government’s decision to change the name of its anti-terrorism military campaign is getting a thumbs up from an expert in naming things.

COLOR FORECASTERS PAINT A RED, WHITE AND BLUE FUTURE ALEXANDRIA, Va. (Wireless Flash) – America’s sudden patriotic fervor may affect the color of your placemats – but not your refrigerator. That’s the red, white and blue forecast from the Color Marketing

WAKE-UP CALL CAMPAIGN HOPES TO PERK UP COFFEE SALES GLENDALE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Who needs alarm clocks when a major U.S corporation is willing to give you a free personalized “wake-up call”?

BOWEL CANCER POSTER GETTING THE BUM’S RUSH CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand (Wireless Flash) – A poster designed to promote awareness of bowel cancer is getting the bum’s rush from doctors in New Zealand.

A FINISHING SCHOOL FOR MEN LONDON (Wireless Flash) – Finishing schools aren’t just for upper- crust ladies anymore – now blokes in Britain can attend one. In response to a recent survey which revealed many English ladies think

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP GULFPORT, Miss. (Wireless Flash) – Osama bin Laden is becoming the target of some gun enthusiasts in the U.S. – literally. Mississippi-based gun instructors says shooters have been using photocopies of bin Laden’s