Headlines for: 05-07-2002

Celebs Go Mad for Mulletheaded Action Figures LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – You might think big, famous celebrities would’ve grown out of playing with toys, but some are going ape for action figures – with mullets.

Photographer Captures Rolling Stones Being Crude NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman may have been the “quiet Stone” but he got away with the dirtiest language, according to one former employee.

Video Game Freaks Desperate To Save Pasadena Arcade PASADENA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Later this month, video game freaks from all over America will be converging on Pasadena, California, in hopes of saving a local arcade.

Limo Drivers Keep Kids From Having Pre-Prom Sex MARLTON, N.J. (Wireless Flash) – Worried your kids might be doing risky things like having sex and doing drugs in their prom-bound limo? Well, it may seem like a stretch, but one limousine drivers’ union

Real Life Dilbert Creates Cubicle Survival Kit BETHESDA, Md. (Wireless Flash) – A real-life Dilbert in Bethesda, Maryland, is hoping to prevent others from suffering his plight with a new invention: A cubicle survival kit.

Singing Turkey Farmer Gives Kids The Straight Poop: ‘Don’t Eat Cow Pies’ HIGHLAND COUNTY, Va. (Wireless Flash) – Who ever says that music doesn’t have a message hasn’t met singing turkey farmer Buck Howdy. The tuneful turkey farmer from Highland County, Virginia, performs western-

‘Star Wars’ Fans Get Their Own Awards Show NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – George Lucas isn’t the only guy who makes Star Wars films. In fact, lots of fans take a hands-on approach to the series by making their own films.

West Coast Rappers Get Zapped LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – You may not have heard of them, but the funk band Zapp was incredibly influential to today’s West Coast hip hoppers.

Roswell, New Mexico, Vying for ‘All-American City’ ROSWELL, N.M. (Wireless Flash) – The town of Roswell, New Mexico, is one of 30 American cities vying for the title of “All-American City” and town officials are hoping its spacey past can help cinch the title.

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap LONDON (Wireless Flash) – Gladiator hunk Russell Crowe has hired a real-life gladiator to help him lose weight. London’s Sun tabloid reports trainer Lourene Bevaart, who appeared on an Australian version

Around the Weird: Bizarre News Briefs LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – The recent death of Alice In Chains lead singer Layne Staley is rocking the porn industry as well. Porn insiders claim an actress who performs as “Allysin Chains” is so