Headlines for: 09-18-2001

THE LONE RANGER RIDES AGAIN LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) – The Lone Ranger’s famous “Hi-Yo Silver Away!” may soon be returning to the air waves. A Las Vegas-based actor named Scott Shepherd will appear as the Ranger for

L.A. MAN CLAIMS HE’S EMPEROR OF AMERICA LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – This past week has been difficult for President Bush but even harder for a Los Angeles man who claims he’s Emperor of the United States.

ALANIS MORISSETTE TO START DATING CONTEST NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Do you have what it takes to date Alanis Morissette? Because she’s looking for a lover. Alanis tells the upcoming Rolling Stone that she’s just written

TERRORISM CAN TRIGGER ATTACKS OF DIARRHEA VANCOUVER, B.C. (Wireless Flash) – Many Americans are having a gut- wrenching reaction to last week’s terrorist attacks – literally. According to Vancouver-based nutritional expert Dr. Udo Erasmus, viewing

DAN RATHER NEEDS SHUTEYE – PRONTO! LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Dan Rather’s emotional outburst Monday night on the David Letterman Show could become normal behavior for all network anchors if they don’t start getting some shut-

SHORT ATTENTION SPAN FILM FESTIVAL ATHENS, Ga. (Wireless Flash) – Got a minute? That’s about all you need to enjoy one of the movies at a film festival currently touring the U.S. The Short Attention Span Film and Video Festival is open only to movies

‘CHARLIE’S ANGELS’ TURNS 25 YEARS OLD (SEP. 22) WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – This Saturday (Sept. 22) marks a titillating date in television history: The 25th anniversary of the day Charlie’s Angels made its TV debut.

INTERNET HOAX EXPERT FLOODED WITH TERRORIST RUMORS SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – An expert on internet hoaxes says the terrorist attacks are fueling more rumors than he can keep up with. David Emery – who debunks rumors for About.com – says since the

THE ‘CIRQUE DU SOLEIL’ OF HORSES SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – The co-founder of Cirque du Soleil is really horsing around with his latest show. Gilles Ste-Croix has just mounted Cheval Theatre, an “equestrian

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – New Yorkers can now have their own “Wanted: Dead or Alive” poster featuring Osama bin Laden. The New York Post distributed a special fold-out bounty poster of the